Who is there?
Seaching for Tom
Blondes and Night Bulb
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:
Blonde: We need help. We’re three blondes changing a light bulb.
Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?
Blonde: Yes.
Operator: The power in the house in on?
Blonde: Of course.
Operator: And the switch is on?
Blonde: Yes, yes.
Operator: And the bulb still won’t light up?
Blonde: No, it’s working fine.
Operator: Then what’s the problem?
Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around, and we all fell and hurt ourselves.
Help Help!!!
Work Station Riddle
If a train station is where the train stops and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station?
Bill & Boris
Russian President Boris Yeltsin, Mexican President Ernesto Zedilo and American X President Bill Clinton are in France in a restaurant.
The waiter asks, “Le cafe”?
All of them answer, “Oui!”
The waiter looks at Zedilo, “Le tequila?”
Zedilo answers, “Oui!”
The waiter looks at Yeltsin, “Le vodka?”
Yelstin answers, “Oui!”
Finally, the waiter looks at Clinton, “Le whiskey?”
Clinton answers, “PLEASE, DON’T MENTION THAT !!!”