Another Wedding Day Speech
Posted on May 1, 2008 - Filed Under Funny Surprises | Leave a Comment
Care for your Mother-in-law
A man, his wife and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.
The undertaker told them, ‘You can have her shipped home for £5000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for £150.’
The man thought about it and told […]
Wedding Day Speech
Posted on May 1, 2008 - Filed Under Funny Surprises | Leave a Comment
Those wanting to be married
Father Henry was planning a wedding at the close of the morning service. After the benediction Father Henry had planned to call the couple down to be married for a brief ceremony before the congregation. For the life of him, he couldn’t think of the names of those who were to […]
Some More Strange Facts
Posted on April 29, 2008 - Filed Under Funny Surprises | Leave a Comment
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
The world’s youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
The youngest pope was 11 years old.
First novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents […]
Some Strange Facts
Posted on April 29, 2008 - Filed Under Funny Surprises | Leave a Comment
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
Coca-Cola was originally green.
Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.
Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters.
Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better.
City with the most Rolls Royce’s per capita: Hong Kong
State […]
EXAMS are like GIRLFRIENDS
Posted on April 28, 2008 - Filed Under Funny Surprises | Leave a Comment
EXAMS are like GIRLFRIENDS:
1. Too many questions.
2. Difficult to understand.
3. Too much explaination is needed.
4. Result is always Fail
Kind of Woman!!!
Posted on April 24, 2008 - Filed Under Funny Surprises | Leave a Comment
He: Would you sleep with me for 20 million dollars?
She (sheepishly): Yes.
He: Well then, would you sleep with me for 20 cents?
She: No, what kind of woman do you think I am?
He: We’ve established what kind of woman that you are,
we’re just haggling over the price.