Bill & Boris
Posted on May 1, 2008 - Filed Under Funny Stories | Leave a Comment
Russian President Boris Yeltsin, Mexican President Ernesto Zedilo and American X President Bill Clinton are in France in a restaurant.
The waiter asks, “Le cafe”?
All of them answer, “Oui!”
The waiter looks at Zedilo, “Le tequila?”
Zedilo answers, “Oui!”
The waiter looks at Yeltsin, “Le vodka?”
Yelstin answers, “Oui!”
Finally, the waiter looks at Clinton, “Le whiskey?”
Clinton answers, “PLEASE, DON’T MENTION […]
Old Lady Makes a Bet
Posted on April 24, 2008 - Filed Under Funny Stories | Leave a Comment
A little old lady went into the Bank of America one day carrying a bag of money. She insists that she must speak with the President of the bank to open a savings account because it’s a lot of money.
They finally get her into the presidents office and he asks her how much she would […]
Sex or Dog
Posted on April 24, 2008 - Filed Under Funny Stories | Leave a Comment
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog’s license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, “I would like to […]
Don’t Punch the Guitar Player
Posted on April 20, 2008 - Filed Under Funny Stories | Leave a Comment
A crowd of us were out camping at one of the nearby parks a few years ago having an excellent time; Darryl on the guitar, whopping it up, singing away, belting ‘em back - typical camping trip. It was about 2 o’clock in the morning, everyone loaded, and out of nowhere someone shows up and […]
Weight Loss
Posted on April 20, 2008 - Filed Under Funny Stories | Leave a Comment
A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative […]
Unlucky Young Man
Posted on November 26, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Stories | Leave a Comment
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.
The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.
“Well,” he said, “I’ve been seeing this girl for a while and she’s really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight’s “the” night. We’re […]