American Quotes
Posted on November 27, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Quotes | Leave a Comment
Any American who is prepared to run for President should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from every doing so.”
Gore Vidal. “I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”
Will Rogers.
“Americans have different ways of saying things. They say “elevator”, we say “lift” … they say “President”, we say “stupid psychopathic […]
More Love Quotes
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Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
Albert Einstein
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
Pearl Bailey
You can’t put a price tag on love, but you […]
Love Quotes
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“Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds.”
-Shakespeare
“If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you’ve made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand.”
-Unknown
“You don’t marry someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot live without.”
-Unknown
“Life […]