Marriage Quotes
Posted on April 28, 2008 - Filed Under Funny Quotes | Leave a Comment
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
It’s not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
A man was complaining to a friend: ‘I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big […]
Friendship Quotes
Posted on April 25, 2008 - Filed Under Funny Quotes | Leave a Comment
“The antidote for fifty enemies is one friend.”
~Aristotle
“Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half a sorrow”
~Unknown
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
~Samuel Butler
“Friendship is the only thing in the world concerning the usefulness of which all mankind are agreed.”
~Marcus T. Cicero
“Don’t walk in front of me, I may not follow; […]
Sex Quotes
Posted on April 20, 2008 - Filed Under Funny Quotes | Leave a Comment
Sex is nature, and I believe in going along with nature.
– Marilyn Monroe
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!
– Drew Carey
Sex is a two-way treat.
– Franklin P Jones
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
– Drew Carey
When I came here, I couldn’t speak a word of […]
Thanks Giving Quotes
Posted on November 27, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Quotes | Leave a Comment
We give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
- Ritual Chant
An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
- Irv Kupcinet
Gratitude is a quality similar to electricity: it must be produced and discharged and used up in order to exist at all.
- William Faulkner
Funny Business Quotes
Posted on November 27, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Quotes | Leave a Comment
A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.
- Henry Ford
In this business it takes time to be really good - and by that time, you’re obsolete.
- Cher
Being good in business is the most fascinating kind of art.
- Anonymous
If you are failing to plan,
you are planning to fail.
- Tariq Siddique
Funny Quotes
Posted on November 27, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Quotes | Leave a Comment
- He who laughs last didn’t get the joke. - I’m not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.
- I used to be lost in the shuffle. Now I just shuffle along with the lost.
- Yesterday was the deadline on all complaints.
- I worship the ground that awaits you.
- I wish you were a beer.
- Love means telling […]