Daring Messages
Posted on April 25, 2008 - Filed Under Funny Messages | Leave a Comment
HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
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A woman is a marvellous creation, she produces milk without eating grass, she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks without needing power
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I do not swear, I […]
Get a Job
Posted on April 25, 2008 - Filed Under Funny Messages | Leave a Comment
In order to get Job in a Good Company,
A Boy Needs 100% Talent!
But
A Girl Needs Only 4% Talent..
Remaining is
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Love Messages
Posted on April 20, 2008 - Filed Under Funny Messages | Leave a Comment
i love the ‘y’
i love the ‘o’
i love the ‘u’
put them together
and i love ‘you’
If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a KISS,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?
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Phrases
Posted on November 26, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Messages | Leave a Comment
He’s tighter than a photo finish.
He’s sweating more than a Dog in a restaraunt
He’s got a head balder than a baby’s arse.
He’s got the dress sense of an Oxfam model.
He’s got a nose like a blind carpenter’s thumb.
Last time I saw a face like that it was hanging at the Hunter’s Lodge.
As much use as […]
Friendship SMS
Posted on November 26, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Messages | Leave a Comment
Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!
A good friend is like a computer; me ‘enter’ ur life, ’save’ u in my heart, ‘format’ ur problems, ’shift’ u 2 opportunities & never ‘delete’ u from my memory!
In this WORLD, where everything seems […]
Marriage SMS
Posted on November 26, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Messages | Leave a Comment
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
A: They’re hard to get started, emit […]