Train or Brain

Posted on November 26, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Liners | Leave a Comment

Her boyfriend is so stupid, when they were handing out brains he thought they said trains, so he asked for a slow one.

Boyfriend

Posted on November 26, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Liners | Leave a Comment

You know your boyfriend is in love with you when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.

Dad - Son

Posted on November 26, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Liners | Leave a Comment

Dad: Son, what do you want for your 18th birthday?
Son: Just a radio, dad… With a sports car around it.

Stress

Posted on November 23, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Liners | Leave a Comment

Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.

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