Lion Lion
Posted on November 26, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Jokes | Leave a Comment
A lawyer and his brother were hunting. A mountain lion jumped out in front of them and started snarling.
The brother said “What should we do?”
The lawyer said “I’m gonna run for it.”
The brother said “You can’t outrun a mountain lion!”
The lawyer said “I don’t have to outrun HIM– I only have to outrun YOU.”
Surgeons
Posted on November 26, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Jokes | Leave a Comment
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first said, “I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered.” The second said, “I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical […]
Half Brother…
Posted on November 23, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Jokes | Leave a Comment
One morning, Chelsea burst into the living quarters at the White House and said, “Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! ! I am getting married to the greatest hunk in Washington. He lives in D.C and his name is Jeff.”After dinner, the President took Chelsea aside. “Honey, I have to talk with […]
Drowning Puppies
Posted on November 22, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Jokes | Leave a Comment
One day there was a big lady swimming at the beach when she noticed that she had lost her top. She thought that no one would notice if she covered herself with her arms and walked overto her towel. Then a little girl came running up to her.
“If you’re going to drown those puppies, at […]