Blondes and Night Bulb
Posted on May 1, 2008 - Filed Under Funny Jokes | Leave a Comment
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:
Blonde: We need help. We’re three blondes changing a light bulb.
Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?
Blonde: Yes.
Operator: The power in the house in on?
Blonde: Of course.
Operator: And the switch is on?
Blonde: Yes, yes.
Operator: And the bulb still won’t […]
Engineering Law
Posted on May 1, 2008 - Filed Under Funny Jokes | Leave a Comment
Any circuit design must contain at least one part which is obsolete, two parts which are unobtainable and three parts which are still under development.
Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.
A failure will not appear till a unit has passed final inspection.
If you can’t fix it — document it.
The primary function of the […]
Patient Doctor
Posted on April 29, 2008 - Filed Under Funny Jokes | Leave a Comment
Patient:doctor,doctor i feel like a pair of curtains
Doctor: oh, pull yourself together
Patient: Doctor , doctor,I feel like a snooker table.
Doctor: Oh get to the back of the queue
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?(this joke is old.)
Doctor Frisonisingonso.I’ve come to tell you you wife is dead.
What….how…?
Well who did you think I was? Weirdo…
Billing Lawyer
Posted on April 28, 2008 - Filed Under Funny Jokes | Leave a Comment
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.
Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.
After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, “What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you’re out of the […]
Funny Tech Support
Posted on April 24, 2008 - Filed Under Funny Jokes | Leave a Comment
Tech support: “Okay Bob, let’s press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter “P” to bring up the Program Manager”
Customer: I don’t have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: “P”…..on your […]
Tech Support
Posted on April 24, 2008 - Filed Under Funny Jokes | Leave a Comment
Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it’s plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can’t get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back
Customer:! OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: […]