Wedding Day Speech
Posted on May 1, 2008 - Filed Under Funny Surprises |
Those wanting to be married
Father Henry was planning a wedding at the close of the morning service. After the benediction Father Henry had planned to call the couple down to be married for a brief ceremony before the congregation. For the life of him, he couldn’t think of the names of those who were to be married.
‘Will those wanting to get married please come to the front?’ Father Henry requested.
Immediately; nine single ladies, three widows, four widowers, and six single men stepped to the front.
Best Man
A groom chose his pet dog as the best man for his wedding reports the Metro. Paul Nock told his new wife Kelly years ago that he wanted Scooby by his side on their big day. The health and safety training organiser, from Hull, said, ‘I was away working in Dubai when the wedding arrangements were made and didn’t think she would let it happen. But when we got into the register office I turned round and there he was walking up the aisle, with the rings tied around his neck.’ The 27-year-old bride added: ‘It was a wonderful surprise.’
Wedding present - kindly sent in by JC.
I would like to thank you all for coming here today to celebrate my daughters wedding. Just for your information the seating arrangement has been specially organised with all of the people that bought large presents being placed towards the front and those that bought cheaper smaller presents at the back. (Pause)
There is a special thanks for uncle fred who is at the back for the oven glove. (Pause)
The bride would like to ask uncle fred if she could have the other glove for their silver wedding anniversary.
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