Another Wedding Day Speech
Posted on May 1, 2008 - Filed Under Funny Surprises |
Care for your Mother-in-law
A man, his wife and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.
The undertaker told them, ‘You can have her shipped home for £5000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for £150.’
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, ‘Why would you spend £5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to have her buried here and spend only £150?’
The man replied, ‘a man died here 2,000 years ago, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance.’
Mother-in-law joke
Harry was travelling down a country road in his native Yorkshire, England when he saw a large group of people outside a farmhouse.
It was a cold January afternoon, so he stopped and asked Farmer Giles why such a large crowd of men was gathered there.
The farmer replied, ‘Eddie’s donkey kicked his mother-in-law and she died.’
‘Well, ‘replied the man, ‘She must have had a lot of friends.’
‘Nope, ’said Giles.’ We all just want to buy his donkey.’
Another Mother-in-Law Joke
In the morning the day after I was married, the phone rang. ‘Reverse charges call from Jackie’, said the operator’. ‘Will you accept the charges?’
I couldn’t think of anyone that I knew who was called Jackie; so I said no and put down the phone.
A moment later, the phone rang again. ‘Hi, Margaret, it’s Jackie’, said a familiar voice, ‘your mother-in-law.’
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