Sex Quotes
Posted on April 20, 2008 - Filed Under Funny Quotes |
Sex is nature, and I believe in going along with nature.
– Marilyn Monroe
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!
– Drew Carey
Sex is a two-way treat.
– Franklin P Jones
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
– Drew Carey
When I came here, I couldn’t speak a word of English, but my sex life was perfect. Now my English is perfect but my sex life is rubbish.
– Julio Iglesias
Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.
– Dave Letterman
Sex is the best high. It’s better than any drug. I want to die making love because it feels so good.
– Bai Ling
Men who tell you they read the Ann Summers catalogue for the articles are lying.
– Rita Rudner
I think I mentioned to Bob [Geldof] I could make love for eight hours. What I didn’t say was that this included four hours of begging and then dinner and a movie.
– Sting
Ducking for apples - change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
– Dorothy Parker
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