Funny Quotes
Posted on November 27, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Quotes |
- He who laughs last didn’t get the joke. - I’m not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.
- I used to be lost in the shuffle. Now I just shuffle along with the lost.
- Yesterday was the deadline on all complaints.
- I worship the ground that awaits you.
- I wish you were a beer.
- Love means telling you why you’re sorry.
- Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma.
- I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.
- Why be difficult when with a bit of effort you can be impossible?
- The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
- You have a right to your opinions. I just don’t want to hear them.
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