American Quotes
Posted on November 27, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Quotes |
Any American who is prepared to run for President should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from every doing so.”
Gore Vidal. “I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”
Will Rogers.
“Americans have different ways of saying things. They say “elevator”, we say “lift” … they say “President”, we say “stupid psychopathic git.”
Alexai Sayle.
“In America any boy may become President and I suppose it’s just one of the risks he takes.”
Adlai Stevenson.
“The President has kept all the promises he intended to keep.”
Clinton aide George Stephanopolous.
“The Internet is a gateway to get on the net.”
Bob Dole.
“It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.”
Dan Quayle
“I haven’t committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.”
David Dinkins, New York City Mayor.
“Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.”
Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
“I’m not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers We are the president.”
Hillary Clinton.
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