Phrases
Posted on November 26, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Messages |
He’s tighter than a photo finish.
He’s sweating more than a Dog in a restaraunt
He’s got a head balder than a baby’s arse.
He’s got the dress sense of an Oxfam model.
He’s got a nose like a blind carpenter’s thumb.
Last time I saw a face like that it was hanging at the Hunter’s Lodge.
As much use as a trap door on a lifeboat
It’s colder than a penguin’s bollocks
She’s got a face like a picture - it needs hanging
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