Marriage SMS
Posted on November 26, 2007 - Filed Under Funny Messages |
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
A: They’re hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don’t work half the time!
Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence?
Wife to Husband: I’m looking for a loophole
The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes…
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