Daring Messages
Posted on April 25, 2008 - Filed Under Funny Messages |
HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
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A woman is a marvellous creation, she produces milk without eating grass, she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks without needing power
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I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer
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Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..
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Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork
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