Funny Liners Again
Posted on April 24, 2008 - Filed Under Funny Liners |
Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did
anyway.
A woman asks, “Excuse me, do you have the time?”
You: “Do you have the energy?”
Take an icecube to the bar, smash it and say:
“Now that I’ve broken the ice, will you sleep with me?
You see my friend over there?
[Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar]
He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.
I’m sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
I’m the kind of man who deserves to have women I don’t deserve.
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