Patient Doctor
Posted on April 29, 2008 - Filed Under Funny Jokes |
Patient:doctor,doctor i feel like a pair of curtains
Doctor: oh, pull yourself together
Patient: Doctor , doctor,I feel like a snooker table.
Doctor: Oh get to the back of the queue
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?(this joke is old.)
Doctor Frisonisingonso.I’ve come to tell you you wife is dead.
What….how…?
Well who did you think I was? Weirdo…
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